A recent begin! Pete Davidson acquired actual on Saturday Night Live about Valentine’s Day and why he determined to get his tattoos eliminated.
The comic, 27, appeared in the course of the “Weekend Update” section of the Saturday, February 20, episode to speak concerning the first Valentine’s Day of the coronavirus pandemic. After cohost Colin Jost requested how his vacation was, Davidson replied whereas making a suggestive expression, “I’m sure not as good as yours. Yeah, you’re the man.” (The A Very Punchable Face creator, 38, married Scarlett Johansson in October 2020.)
The King of Staten Island star then divulged how he spent the day. “In some ways, I like the pandemic Valentine’s because it’s the first time being alone, like, wasn’t my fault,” he quipped. “I spent the night eating chocolates and watching a movie with my mom, which is why I’m officially moving out of the house. I am. One of us has to go.”
Their Valentine’s Day actions prompted a shocking revelation. “We were watching that Britney Spears documentary, but I had to turn it off when I realized my mom has, like, way more of a case to take over my finances than Britney’s dad, [Jamie Spears], ever did,” he joked, referring to Framing Britney Spears, which seems on the 39-year-old pop star’s conservatorship. “I was like, ‘Wait, she could do that and she hasn’t? Doesn’t she love me?’ All Britney did was shave her head. I got a life-size tattoo of the Tootsie Pop owl.”
Davidson then made gentle of his resolution to have his tattoos eliminated. “I saw a picture of myself without a shirt and I look like a toddler went to prison,” he mentioned. “I look like I’m carrying a shiv but, like, only to poke open a Capri Sun.” He first shared the information in December 2020, and the outcomes are already obvious on his palms.
As for his relocation, the actor made a jab on the long-running sketch comedy collection whereas explaining the upcoming transfer. “My mom is a lot like this show, you know? Like, no matter what I do I’m never asked to leave, right?” he famous. “Also, they’re both really old and noticeably fatigued.”
Davidson, who plans to remain in his hometown of Staten Island, completed his section by dissing Jost. He claimed he “can’t afford” a spot “where you live now,” including: “Wherever you live, I’m sure it has more boats than people.”
When Jost reminded his costar that he additionally grew up in Staten Island, Davidson retorted, “Your grammar and lack of police record say otherwise.”
Saturday Night Live airs on NBC Saturdays at 11:30 p.m. ET.