‘An awful lot of surgical procedure’


She’s a Dame who doesn’t give a rattling!

Dame Joan Collins is 88 and nonetheless has a lot to say. The “Dynasty” legend’s new memoir, “My Unapologetic Diaries,” is full of juicy secrets and techniques and actually uncensored ideas — and a complete lot of Alexis Carrington-worthy cattiness.

The British star slammed her “Dynasty” co-star Linda Evans and her plastic surgery after which proceeded to trash people who go beneath the knife — particularly the Kardashian household, according to the Daily Mail.

“Are you supposed to ignore somebody when they come in with tape on their eyelid?” she wrote of Evans, who starred within the ABC cleaning soap opera as her character’s nemesis. “Every one of the opposite actors was saying, ‘What do you think she had done?’ “

“Am I the only one who thinks there’s an obesity crisis? Those lips people have done, I think they look ludicrous,” she stated of right this moment’s developments in beauty surgical procedure. “I’m sorry. And if people want to go round looking like that I’m going to laugh at it.”

Linda Evans and Joan Collins starred on “Dynasty” as rivals.
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Collins then went on to slam the fact tv dynasty. “We all talk about it. Have you ever been in a hairdresser’s? The Kardashians, for instance.”

“Kris Jenner, their mother, is a good friend of mine and I don’t want to be rude about her children, but there’s an awful lot of surgery there and I’ve talked to my friends about it, as I’m sure you have, the bottoms, the tiny waists,” she stated.

Collins even took a swing at Italian actress Sophia Loren and her pearly whites, writing that Loren’s tooth “look like they have been carved out of ivory.”

“[Loren’s] still alive. But it’s not as if we’re bosom buddies and she’s never going to speak to me again. And it’s true,” Collins continued.